Mike Huckabee just told me on my TV that we should postpone the election by 4 or 5 days, to give McCain a chance to catch up. Or at least, have the Democrats vote then. Of course, Newt Gingrich had just worked a loonie-left jab into a somber declaration of respect for Obama’s grandma.
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This item is seriously fucked up. I don’t know if it’s good or bad that it’s no longer available. They’re probably waiting for the new edition with the Gitmo revisions. In case it memory holes: Update: It’s back in stock…
I think that this auction speaks for itself. On multiple levels: You are bidding on a brand new fender banjo with lots of extras gig bag ,tuner,book, picks & more in box – with a new playstation 2 slim boxed – Will ship worldwide Bid on both of these great new items I might add [...]
They just keep looking at me! Make it stop! With the giant eyes. And the plastic skin. I mean, I like Photoshop as much as the next guy, but damn, go easy on the Surface Blur, people. And by “people’, I mean “pedophiles”. The cowgirl does not look happy to be there. And I don’t [...]
This evening, around 8pm, at the intersection of Clark, Broadway, and Diversey, there were a bunch of crazy bicyclists riding around in circles and yelling. Some of them had facemasks with the international symbol for “no” printed on them. Others took to lifting up their bikes or blowing air horns. Good times.
…South Dakota District 35. The fantasy: FRED DE SAM LAZARO: Napoli says most abortions are performed for what he calls “convenience.” He insists that exceptions can be made for rape or incest under the provision that protects the mother’s life. I asked him for a scenario in which an exception may be invoked. BILL NAPOLI: [...]
What a topsy-turvy world we live in. “The scriptures are crystal clear that when God sets out to punish a nation, it is with the sword. An IED is just a broken-up sword,” Phelps-Roper said. “Since that is his weapon of choice, our forum of choice has got to be a dead soldier’s funeral.” Yeah, [...]
Remember when they said satire was dead? It’s not dead, it’s just a little too close to reality for comfort. Mad Magazine and SNL also got this one right; I’m going to flip through my Wealth of Nations to see if Adam Smith saw the invisible hand coming up with this one.