Archive for the 'Sports' Category

King Kaufman

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

This is why King Kaufman is the best sports columnist ever: Denver quarterback Jake Plummer didn’t get the nickname “The Snake” by sporting a look of panic when faced with a safety blitz. He got it because his first name is Jake. “Jake the Snake,” get it? It rhymes. If his name were Mocket Hasser [...]

Go Bears!

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

Everybody knows that bears eat salmon and panthers, so this shouldn’t be a problem.