This is why King Kaufman is the best sports columnist ever: Denver quarterback Jake Plummer didn’t get the nickname “The Snake” by sporting a look of panic when faced with a safety blitz. He got it because his first name is Jake. “Jake the Snake,” get it? It rhymes. If his name were Mocket Hasser [...]
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