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Here, let me translate that for you…

Thursday, November 1st, 2012

Here are some quotes from this TPM story: “He’s ignoring the Constitution, trying to become a dictator and make us dependent on the government,” he said. “I don’t think a good portion of America realizes what he’s doing — if they did he’d lose in a landslide.” He’s black. Just look, black! “This is really [...]

Fox sux

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Mike Huckabee just told me on my TV that we should postpone the election by 4 or 5 days, to give McCain a chance to catch up. Or at least, have the Democrats vote then. Of course, Newt Gingrich had just worked a loonie-left jab into a somber declaration of respect for Obama’s grandma.

Train Wreck

Friday, September 26th, 2008

We are ruled by idiots. Boehner and McCain discussed the bailout plan, but Republican leadership aides described the conversation as somewhat surreal. Neither man was familiar with the details of the proposal being pressed by House conservatives, and up to the moment they departed for the White House yesterday afternoon, neither had seen any description [...]

Debate Solution

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Apparently, the Presidential candidates are still hammering out the bailout legislation. If they’re still working on it by Friday evening, I have the perfect solution. Letterman hit on it a little, but I think the Obama campaign needs to push this idea: have the VP debate Friday. Palin doesn’t have anything to do right now, [...]

Wolf Paw Palin

Friday, September 19th, 2008

I like the implicit “again” at the end.

Political Wordle

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Which acceptance speech is which?

Last Comic Vice Presidenting

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

thinks she’s

Huckawhat?

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

But the presidency is not a symbolic job… Tell that to George W. Bush. [That story about desks 'n' vets] WTF? Seriously, WTF? I don’t even…. I mean… Just. Huh?????

Mitt, you shit

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

If America really wants to change, it’s time to look for the sun in the west, because it’s about to rise and shine from Arizona and Alaska. Ha ha ha, nice Reagan dogwhistle, Mitt. Hey, what’s wester than Arizona and just about as westy as Alaska? That’s right; Hawaii, birthplace of presidential candidate Barack Obama. [...]

Cynical

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

What has happened to the meaning of cynical? I’ve always understood it to mean that someone distrusts the apparently pure motives of others. And the definitions I can find agree. But lately, more and more, I’ve seen it used to describe people who truly operate under those motives that real cynics ascribe to them. That’s [...]