Archive for the 'Media' Category

Snakes on a motherfucking plane!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Oh, Sam Jackson, is there anything you can’t do? See, there’s these snakes. And they’re on a plane. Now, presumably, this plane is flying in the air and the snakes have some sort of ophidian purpose in being on that plane, but the important thing to remember is that there are Snakes. On. A. Plane. [...]

Witness arias

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

The Buffy musical episode is still hilarious. And so is the one after it. And pretty much every other episode.

Rickenawesome

Friday, January 20th, 2006

After many trials and tribulations, I finally got my Rickenbacker 370/12 in Fireglo with vintage pickups. It’s the awesomest guitar ever.

science and technology!

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

I used to wonder what it was like for my grandparents to have television appear in their lifetimes, but then they invented the internet in mine.

guestbooks

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

Hey, remember when web-sites all had guestbooks and people would visit a random-ass web-site and leave a friendly/dopey little message? Good times. And remember when we hyphenated the word web-sites? Just kidding; we never did that!

Brokeback Mountain

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

The gf and I went to see Brokeback Mountain tonight. As you might have heard, or surmised from the poster, it is a movie about gay cowboys. Here is a list of things that gay cowboys do: Herd sheep Wrassle Ride horses Wear cowboy hats Have violent gay sex I tell you this because I [...]