Archive for the 'Flicks' Category

I’m Jesse James, bitch!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Whoa. Have all y’all heard about this? The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. You have? And you didn’t tell me? WTF? First, bonus points for the extra-long old-timey title. Two cast members of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (apparently, not reprising their roles of Trillian and Zaphod): interesting. Brad Pitt, [...]

Snakes on a motherfucking plane!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Oh, Sam Jackson, is there anything you can’t do? See, there’s these snakes. And they’re on a plane. Now, presumably, this plane is flying in the air and the snakes have some sort of ophidian purpose in being on that plane, but the important thing to remember is that there are Snakes. On. A. Plane. [...]

Brokeback Mountain

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

The gf and I went to see Brokeback Mountain tonight. As you might have heard, or surmised from the poster, it is a movie about gay cowboys. Here is a list of things that gay cowboys do: Herd sheep Wrassle Ride horses Wear cowboy hats Have violent gay sex I tell you this because I [...]