I’m Jesse James, bitch!

Assassination of Jesse JamesWhoa. Have all y’all heard about this? The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. You have? And you didn’t tell me? WTF?

First, bonus points for the extra-long old-timey title. Two cast members of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (apparently, not reprising their roles of Trillian and Zaphod): interesting. Brad Pitt, notable relationship chameleon, as Jesse James: alright. But this movie is going to affect me personally, so it better fucking be good.

3 Responses to “I’m Jesse James, bitch!”

  1. akjensen Says:

    LOL… I sometimes wonder if you ever found a replacement for the wanted poster that was hung in Buskirk.

  2. Farrah Says:

    You lucky bastard, Brad Pitt is playing Jesse James!! I should have been in the movie as his leading lady. Then this whole Brangelina BS wouldn’t have happened because he (Brad Pitt) would have fallen in love with me. And then we would be headlined as
    Brarrah Quad-Pitts….ah….Brad…

  3. Nameless Says:

    Umm Farrah I was there everyday while they were shooting and Angelina was there also. Theres no way Brad would have given u a second glance. Angie’s even hotter in person.

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