Archive for March, 2006

Crazy bike protest

Friday, March 31st, 2006

This evening, around 8pm, at the intersection of Clark, Broadway, and Diversey, there were a bunch of crazy bicyclists riding around in circles and yelling. Some of them had facemasks with the international symbol for “no” printed on them. Others took to lifting up their bikes or blowing air horns. Good times.

Object-oriented dreams

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Have you ever spent a long day programming, gone to sleep, and had crazy programming dreams? Me too. They’re like Tetris dreams, only with more constructor methods and instance variables. And fewer yellow 4x1s.

My Name is L. Ron

Friday, March 31st, 2006

While watching the hit NBC sitcom, My Name Is Earl, the roommate realized something important: this show is just a metaphor for the fascinating and not at all fake religion, Scientology. The series stars noted Scientologist and skateboarder, Jason Lee as the mustachioed titular protagonist on a quest for redemption. Now, the show is framed [...]

Snakes on a motherfucking plane!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Oh, Sam Jackson, is there anything you can’t do? See, there’s these snakes. And they’re on a plane. Now, presumably, this plane is flying in the air and the snakes have some sort of ophidian purpose in being on that plane, but the important thing to remember is that there are Snakes. On. A. Plane. [...]

Google image quiz

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

This is kind of fun. I officially hate myself. Answer each question and put the answer into Google’s image search engine; then post a picture from the first page of results. 1. The age you’ll be on your next birthday: 2. Your favorite color: 3. Your middle name: 4. The place you lost your virginity: [...]

Happy Birthday to Adam!

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Well, it’s Adam‘s birthday again, and he is, again, a little older. But then, he’s always been older. Than me. Ha.


Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

I happened to stop by my local DJ supply store this evening and found that they had exactly what I was looking for: a Y adapter with a 1/4″ stereo plug to two 1/4″ mono jacks. It’s a Hosa model YPP-117 and it only cost $7. It’s pretty solid and all three ends are satisfyingly [...]

Your state senator is a sociopath…

Saturday, March 4th, 2006

…South Dakota District 35. The fantasy: FRED DE SAM LAZARO: Napoli says most abortions are performed for what he calls “convenience.” He insists that exceptions can be made for rape or incest under the provision that protects the mother’s life. I asked him for a scenario in which an exception may be invoked. BILL NAPOLI: [...]