Oh, right, that makes perfect sense…

What a topsy-turvy world we live in.
God Hates Fags

“The scriptures are crystal clear that when God sets out to punish a nation, it is with the sword. An IED is just a broken-up sword,” Phelps-Roper said. “Since that is his weapon of choice, our forum of choice has got to be a dead soldier’s funeral.”

Yeah, okay; no, you’re right, a broken-up sword. I don’t know why I didn’t get that before. And obviously, the only reason God is punishing us with the, ummmm, broken-up swords in Iraq, is because we, as a nation, are insufficiently hateful of homosexuals. Thank you for showing me the way, Republican Jesus.

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