Hitman

I generally don’t buy into this crap, since it’s all a blatant ripoff, but the Title Generator is down, and my biggest enemy is interesting, so here it be:

Rude Ruby

People Iced: Twenty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon Piano Wire
Arms Broken: Twenty Eight
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: The Black Angel

Get Your HITMAN Name

3 Responses to “Hitman”

  1. J Cubed Says:

    I’ve moved unrelated comments to the more relevent next post… [update: Nevermind; I was logged in on the GF's computer and she accidentally deleted the post]

    So, how about those Hitman names, eh? Pretty hitmany. Quite the graphic stat tally there…

  2. Chad Says:

    Thread Nazi!

  3. J Cubed Says:

    Say what you will about the tenets of Thread National Socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.