Comments on: King Kaufman http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/ There are strange things done... Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:25:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: akjensen http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-13 akjensen Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:58:34 +0000 http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-13 King couldn't carry Berman's golf bag. King couldn’t carry Berman’s golf bag.

]]> By: J Cubed http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-12 J Cubed Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:27:08 +0000 http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-12 Here's what King has to say about Chris Berman: The NFL draft incorporates the <a HREF="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgewill134625.html" rel="nofollow">two worst features</a> of American life: all-day committee meetings on a weekend and commentary by Chris Berman. Here’s what King has to say about Chris Berman:

The NFL draft incorporates the two worst features of American life: all-day committee meetings on a weekend and commentary by Chris Berman.

]]> By: akjensen http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-11 akjensen Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:08:40 +0000 http://www.flywheel.org/blog/2006/01/22/king-kaufman-2/#comment-11 Rhyming nicknames are <em>almost</em> always better than other varietys. Take, for example, "Never Nervous" Pervis Ellison. Then again, Chris Berman's nicknames trump even those. Ben "Technicolor Dream" Coates, "Werewolves of" London Fletcher and Carlos "One if by land, two if by sea, three if" Baerga are right at the top of the overall list of best nicknames ever. Rhyming nicknames are almost always better than other varietys. Take, for example, “Never Nervous” Pervis Ellison.

Then again, Chris Berman’s nicknames trump even those. Ben “Technicolor Dream” Coates, “Werewolves of” London Fletcher and Carlos “One if by land, two if by sea, three if” Baerga are right at the top of the overall list of best nicknames ever.

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