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Brokeback Mountain

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The gf and I went to see Brokeback Mountain tonight. As you might have heard, or surmised from the poster, it is a movie about gay cowboys. Here is a list of things that gay cowboys do:

  • Herd sheep
  • Wrassle
  • Ride horses
  • Wear cowboy hats
  • Have violent gay sex

I tell you this because I don’t want you to be surprised like the couple sitting in front of us, who left as soon as Heath started giving Jake a good pounding. It was a pounding worthy of the name Brokeback Mountain; a term which I think will be 2006’s Dirty Sanchez. If you don’t know what a Dirty Sanchez is, ask your kids.

Oh, and a gay cowboy named Ennis is just perfect. I’m surprised Jake’s character wasn’t named Schlong.

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One Response to “Brokeback Mountain”

  1. Quadrangle Says:
    January 8th, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    This movie sucked. Don’t see it. The only reason it’s been nominated is because it’s different. That’s all. It’s really depressing…so I would only recommend this movie if you’re looking to deplete your seretonin.

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