Archive for January, 2006

Well, duh.

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

The Fallujah ‘Marlboro Man’ has post-traumatic stress disorder. Well, fucking duh. You can’t have an iconic soldier with a world-weary steely-eyed glare without ending up with a psychologically traumatized civilian after his tour of duty. So just remember, people, for every manly dude that gets you all excited when you think about his patriotic service [...]

King Kaufman

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

This is why King Kaufman is the best sports columnist ever: Denver quarterback Jake Plummer didn’t get the nickname “The Snake” by sporting a look of panic when faced with a safety blitz. He got it because his first name is Jake. “Jake the Snake,” get it? It rhymes. If his name were Mocket Hasser [...]

Rickenawesome

Friday, January 20th, 2006

After many trials and tribulations, I finally got my Rickenbacker 370/12 in Fireglo with vintage pickups. It’s the awesomest guitar ever.

Go Bears!

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

Everybody knows that bears eat salmon and panthers, so this shouldn’t be a problem.

checks and bite-mes

Monday, January 9th, 2006

It’s good to be King. Or President.

science and technology!

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

I used to wonder what it was like for my grandparents to have television appear in their lifetimes, but then they invented the internet in mine.

guestbooks

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

Hey, remember when web-sites all had guestbooks and people would visit a random-ass web-site and leave a friendly/dopey little message? Good times. And remember when we hyphenated the word web-sites? Just kidding; we never did that!

Brokeback Mountain

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

The gf and I went to see Brokeback Mountain tonight. As you might have heard, or surmised from the poster, it is a movie about gay cowboys. Here is a list of things that gay cowboys do: Herd sheep Wrassle Ride horses Wear cowboy hats Have violent gay sex I tell you this because I [...]

…and we’re back…

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Okay, sorry for the downtime, but there was a little hosting issue. Archives and such are lost.