The Fallujah ‘Marlboro Man’ has post-traumatic stress disorder. Well, fucking duh. You can’t have an iconic soldier with a world-weary steely-eyed glare without ending up with a psychologically traumatized civilian after his tour of duty. So just remember, people, for every manly dude that gets you all excited when you think about his patriotic service [...]
Archive for January, 2006
This is why King Kaufman is the best sports columnist ever: Denver quarterback Jake Plummer didn’t get the nickname “The Snake” by sporting a look of panic when faced with a safety blitz. He got it because his first name is Jake. “Jake the Snake,” get it? It rhymes. If his name were Mocket Hasser [...]
After many trials and tribulations, I finally got my Rickenbacker 370/12 in Fireglo with vintage pickups. It’s the awesomest guitar ever.
Everybody knows that bears eat salmon and panthers, so this shouldn’t be a problem.
It’s good to be King. Or President.
I used to wonder what it was like for my grandparents to have television appear in their lifetimes, but then they invented the internet in mine.
Hey, remember when web-sites all had guestbooks and people would visit a random-ass web-site and leave a friendly/dopey little message? Good times. And remember when we hyphenated the word web-sites? Just kidding; we never did that!
The gf and I went to see Brokeback Mountain tonight. As you might have heard, or surmised from the poster, it is a movie about gay cowboys. Here is a list of things that gay cowboys do: Herd sheep Wrassle Ride horses Wear cowboy hats Have violent gay sex I tell you this because I [...]
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