Photon torpedoes locked on target, sir!

June 10th, 2013 by J Cubed

Photon torpedoes locked on target, sir!

Amazon Local Express Delivery in Chicago

May 7th, 2013 by J Cubed

If you live in Chicagoland and have something delivered from amazon.com via Local Express Delivery (displayed as A-1 Courier Services), the actual courier is UDS Delivery Service. You can call them at 1 877 845 4424 if you need to coordinate the delivery.

Here, let me translate that for you…

November 1st, 2012 by J Cubed

Romney campaining
Here are some quotes from this TPM story:

“He’s ignoring the Constitution, trying to become a dictator and make us dependent on the government,” he said. “I don’t think a good portion of America realizes what he’s doing — if they did he’d lose in a landslide.”

He’s black. Just look, black!

“This is really the first election I’ve felt absolutely terrified,” Thornton said. “Fox is trying desperately to make it out to be a Romney landslide, but I’m nervous.”

The President might continue to be black. It’s so upsetting, that I can almost see through Fox’s bullshit!

The biggest hurdle Thornton feared was Obama’s continued likability. “He has the charisma,” she said. “But he’s a liar.”

He’s handsome, I guess, but in a black way.

“Michael Jordan could be president on that basis,” he said. “I don’t mean to sound glib, but are we electing someone to know the top hip hop songs — or to get the job done?”

Black people should be athletes or rappers. Not presidents!

Lisa Beazley, 51, said she was “praying very hard and hoping people have common sense” ahead of election day. The stakes felt especially high for her, having lost her job as a medical assistant earlier in the year.
“I wasn’t looking for a miracle, it’s a tough job,” she said of the president. “But [the recovery] is just not here.”

I sure hope people notice that he’s black. Even after four years, he’s still black.

“I still worry Obama has a shot,” she said. “There’s a lot of people out there that do depend on the welfare system and it worries me. I’m not saying I’m against the system — we all need it from time to time — but you also have to help yourself. You can’t be on it forever.”

There are a lot of black people on welfare. That’s bad. If I ever needed welfare, though, that would be okay.

Other possible roadblocks to the White House Romney supporters cited included “class envy,” media bias, an unwillingness to fire the first black president, and a weak economy masquerading as an emerging recovery.

Black, Hollywood liberals, reverse racism, and black.

“Christie’s an honest man and you got to give the president credit where it’s due,” Beazley said.

Christie is white, so I’m willing to let Obama’s blackness slide on this one.

More Fun with GIFs

April 23rd, 2012 by J Cubed

Sour Chocolate Chot

March 28th, 2012 by J Cubed

Feelin’ Meme Again

March 22nd, 2012 by J Cubed

Robert Earl Keen’s Feelin’ Good Again expressed as a series of Success Kid images:

Fox sux

November 3rd, 2008 by J Cubed

HuckabeeMike Huckabee just told me on my TV that we should postpone the election by 4 or 5 days, to give McCain a chance to catch up. Or at least, have the Democrats vote then. Of course, Newt Gingrich had just worked a loonie-left jab into a somber declaration of respect for Obama’s grandma.

Dr. Horrible’s Diploma

November 2nd, 2008 by J Cubed

For Halloween, I was Dr. Horrible. With a Ph.D. in Horribleness:
Horribleness Diploma PNG

Took me about an hour to whip up. The font is Bonbon Bleu. I couldn’t find an official Bad Horse seal, so I whipped one up from a googled image, decolorized it, and set the layer to Color Burn. The seals are polygon shape stars with some theme applied and tweaked. For the background, I picked some cool colors, rendered clouds, added noise, and blurred it, then turned the opacity down with a white background behind it. I signed one of the lines as the Purple Pimp.

I can’t get nothing I don’t want…

October 14th, 2008 by J Cubed

This fucker reads like the anti-Alice’s Resturant:

Asswipe…The federal government became the father. The father didn’t have to hang around in order for the kids to be okay, depending on how you define okay. But as you study more and more of this ACORN stuff, you find that it has been part of an entire movement that has been going on for two, maybe three decades, right under our noses.

We thought that it was just liberal welfare policies and all that that kept blacks from progressing while other minorities grew and prospered, but no, it is these wackos from Bill Ayers to Jeremiah Wright to other anti-American Afrocentric black liberation theologists with ACORN, and Barack Obama is smack dab in the middle of it, they have been training young black kids to hate, hate, hate this country, and they trained their parents before that to hate, hate, hate this country. It was a movement. It was a Bill Ayers, anti-capitalist, anti-American educational movement. ACORN is how it was implemented, right under our noses.
It has been a movement, it has been a religion, and Obama and Jeremiah Wright and William Ayers were all up to their big ears in it.

Train Wreck

September 26th, 2008 by J Cubed

We are ruled by idiots.

Boehner and McCain discussed the bailout plan, but Republican leadership aides described the conversation as somewhat surreal. Neither man was familiar with the details of the proposal being pressed by House conservatives, and up to the moment they departed for the White House yesterday afternoon, neither had seen any description beyond news reports.

thomaswreckIn all honesty, I’m actually glad that the fiscally conservative Republicans and McCain are slowing this up in their own way. The longer this takes, the better for taxpayers.